Sacred Wind The Complete Trilogy Sacred Wind The Complete TrilogyIt s safe to say that the last thing Aiden Peersey expected when he began his trip to Llangollen was to meet a bunch of Welsh Vikings who played in a rock band called S

  • Title: Sacred Wind: The Complete Trilogy
  • Author: Andy Coffey
  • ISBN: 9781311079336
  • Page: 236
  • Format: ebook
  • Sacred Wind The Complete TrilogyIt s safe to say that the last thing Aiden Peersey expected when he began his trip to Llangollen was to meet a bunch of Welsh Vikings who played in a rock band called Sacred Wind It s also safe to say that the technology geek and part time sound engineer didn t expect to be catapulted into a quest to win a music tournament, to save the faeSacred Wind The Complete TrilogyIt s safe to say that the last thing Aiden Peersey expected when he began his trip to Llangollen was to meet a bunch of Welsh Vikings who played in a rock band called Sacred Wind It s also safe to say that the technology geek and part time sound engineer didn t expect to be catapulted into a quest to win a music tournament, to save the faerie queen, to win freedom for their land, to be able to fart freely, and to win the right to their cheese Nevertheless, that s exactly what happened Transported into an alternative reality by the Navigation App on his quantum computer powered Smart Phone, Aiden discovers a land ruled by the evil Baron Blacktie, who has banned rock music, outlawed unauthorised flatulence, and made cheese sniffing a crime He is soon immersed in a world where sheep manage pubs and play in orchestras, cats are telepathic, cheese comes from mines, and curries have consciousness Wrexham is a Currydom , ruled by King Beef Vindaloo Boiled Rice III and his wife, Queen Tikka Masala Coconut Rice When the evil Baron discovers that Sacred Wind s drummer, Agnar the Hammered, owns a cheese mine that contains a potentially magic cheese, he concocts a hideous plot to make the mine his own He challenges Sacred Wind to take part in a prestigious music tournament, and he sends his two top spies, Hob and Nob, to capture the Faerie Queen, Ophelia, who is betrothed to Sacred Wind s singer, Olaf the Berserker And so, Aiden joins the Sacred Wind and the Companionship of Wind , as they embark on a perilous journey to reach the city in time for the great tournament So, if you want to delve into a world where curries will make you laugh, where sheep will make you cry, where no one sniggers when your first name is Oldfart , where you ll cheer quite a lot at the bits that have obviously been written to incite cheering, where you ll think about faeries in ways you really shouldn t, where you ll be even scared of Traffic Wardens than you ever thought possible, where vacuum cleaners get possessed, where Welsh Vikings can have platonic relationships with English sheep, where you finish reading the story with a smile on your face and warmth in your heart, and where you want to read as soon as you ve finished, then Sacred Wind is the book for you.Sacred Wind The AlbumSurely the finest debut album by a Welsh Viking Flatulence Rock band from an alternative reality Now available at all good download stores Featuring all the Sacred Wind tracks from the book and 1.A Time of Magic2.Sacred Wind3.Metal and Curry4.Hurricane Ass5.Warriors of Asgard6.Sail With Me7.Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock Ragnarok8.Frigg9.Fart For Odin10.Dragon Ships and Women s Hips11.My Sword is my Sword12.The Sheep s Lament bonus track 13.The Power of Cheese bonus track

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    1. Title: Sacred WindAuthor: Andy CoffeyWebsite: sacredwind/andycoffeTwitter: twitter/SacredWindBand?laFacebook: facebook/pages/Sacred: /author/showPublisher: Smashwords Genres: YA, Comedy, Sci-Fi.Release Date: July 18th 2014Pages: 125Where Acquired: Free Ebook from the author via AuthorRamp in return for an honest review.Buy at Here - Kindle Price: £0.77 (as of when posted) UK Cover: 22816312 Description: It’s safe to say that the last thing Aiden Peersey expected when he began his trip to Lla [...]


    2. Absolutely hilarious!!After the first few paragraphs I was laughing out loud. So funny, random and hilariously written. If you're a fan of Hitchhikers, Terry Pratchett, Red Dwarf, Spinal Tap or any mad, spoofy, comedy, then you'll love this!


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